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I Got You — and You Got Hydration
You’re thirsty for more than just life. What you want is a soul-quencher, and that’s where I come into the pic.
You’re queen of the Pilates studio, but I’ve got your number babe. You’re an undercover night owl, making HIIT your name and hitting the club your game. You’re just as alive cross training as you are taking strides into midnight, and you’ve got the snaps to prove it. Fake an 8-hours-of-sleep-glow by hydrating with me, your secret weapon for slaying the vodka shakes.
It’s Your Party: Drink If You Want To
You’re naughty and nice, and that makes you perfect in my eyes. Together, we’ll rule every social scene we hit, from those ab-blasting Barre classes to the raunchiest club on the strip. We’re a team.
You’ll never need another dark blue glass water bottle because I’m your BFF for life. Ditch those imitators. They’re trash-talkers that don’t deserve a class act like you. Let’s rock the world together and bring sexy back — with or without the help of Timberlake.
| WIDTH | WEIGHT | VOLUME |
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9.5 inches | 2.8 inches | 14.3 ounces | 20 ounces |
Dishwasher safe for easy cleaning
90-day warranty because accidents happen
Perfect mouth size for drinking, ice cubes and fruit
Fits in cupholders for an easy traveling companion
Feeling fabulous? You should. You’re a sexy lady, not to mention a true find. Best of all, you’re totes motivated when it comes to putting your health at the top of your to-do list. No wonder you turn heads wherever we go — you’re a one-of-a-kind catch, and I’m so happy we found each other. Who needs to worry about those sneaky paparazzi when you have me on your arm to keep you calm and satiated? Fill me to the brim with your favorite concoctions. I’m a dark blue glass water bottle with a silicone sleeve to keep it all cool.
Grab your phone, and let’s take a few pictures of this special moment. Hold me up, drink me down and flash that irresistible smile. You deserve all the follows the world can offer. And when you post a glowing selfie, you know I’ll always be the first like.