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Everyone else is standing in the shadows, but not you. You’re out there owning the scene — and that’s just one of the many things I love about you. All hail she who’s peachy keen when the mercury’s rising. Your favorite way to cool off? Spritzers, mimosas, lemonade. We’d say fro-yo is your middle name. And who invented rosé? Whatever. You owe them your heart. And you owe yourself some H20 to go. Served fresh from a peaches 'n cream glass bottle. Bottoms up.
| | WIDTH | WEIGHT | VOLUME |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9.5 inches | 2.8 inches | 14.3 ounces | 20 ounces |
Dishwasher safe for easy cleaning
90-day warranty because accidents happen
Perfect mouth size for drinking, ice cubes and fruit
Fits in cupholders for an easy traveling companion
Not only are you your own woman from your tousled hair down to your perfectly pedicured toes, but you’re proud of your independence. It’s an awesome sight to see you strutting your stuff with confidence around town. I’m just glad I can play a little part as your cute glass water bottle BFF.
Two words: Coffeehouse. Karaoke. Oh, yeah. You’re there. When that microphone hits your hand and the song blares from speakers, you’re off the charts. You can rock a top-40 or a rockabilly classic, and you always get a standing ovation from the crowd.
After stepping up to the plate and killing those vocals, it’s time for some serious hydration. Good thing you brought me along so I can quench your thirst for another round of showstopping.
I say it like it is — Wonder Woman is basically a carbon copy of you. And one of your stellar powers is treating Mother Earth like she’s your ride or die. It’s no wonder you’re into a cute reusable water bottle like me. You’re a perfect peach from head to toe — protecting the environment with every step.
Who wants to stick it to the planet? Not you. You’re bound and determined to be compassionate in all your shopping, including for a reusable glass water bottle to keep you going.
Born that way? You bet. Lady Gaga must have written that song about you. You’ve been flirtatious and exciting since the day you took your first breath, and you haven’t slowed down since. Make sure to keep up that energy for doing good and being bold by having your choice of cool, refreshing drinks by your side wherever you go.
Why walk through life when you can sprint? Just be sure to chill out once in a while and breathe in the awesome scenery.
© 2018 daniel glass.
